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Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
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11:27 pm - Not a dream, but a moment of whimsy.
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The little angel absent-mindedly looked up from the book she was reading. She stared at the scantily-clad demoness before her, munching on some Doritos.
"I'm sorry, what was it you wanted again?" the angel asked, flipping another page of her Reading For Dummies book with her non-oily pinky. The demoness Druj simply glared at her looking positively livid, her gargantuan breasts jiggling like a clump of aged banana ketchup.
"Your life, you little moron! I'm here for your life! And for Hell's sake, close your mouth when you chew!"
"Hm? Oh! Sorry about that." The angel closed her mouth, hastily wiping her lips with her sleeve. She raised the bag of Doritos towards Druj. "Want some?"
Druj's expression softened for a moment, reaching out towards the bag. "Ah, thank you, that's very kind of..." She caught herself, and slapped the bag away instead, screaming and stomping it to the ground to hide her embarassment. "NO! I do not want any of your...your...whatever it is!"
"Hey!" The angel said, protesting. "That was my last bag! You wasted it!"
Druj shook visibly, her temper building. "I...have had...ENOUGH!" She spread her hand outward, unleashing a bolt of lightning aimed towards the angel, her barely-covered boobs shaking like rounded cups of fat from a liposuction clinic. Her aim was true...if not for the angel bending over to pick up her bag of chips. The bolt struck the tree behind the angel...and the tree, apparently not liking being hit by a lightning bolt AT ALL, decided to fall and comically imitate a hammer driving a peg named Druj to the ground.
"Its not nice to waste food, you know," the angel said, pouting, as she picked up the remains of her snack. Finding a chip still nearly intact, she gingerly reaches for it and put it in her mouth with gusto, savoring the taste by licking her lips and her fingers.
And she still forgot to close her mouth while she was chewing.
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| Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
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7:57 am - Another D&D Test!
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Yes, I have nothing better to do. ^^;;
Once again, results are more or less expected, and very similar to the one in the previous D&D test I took. XD
Your result for The RPG Class Test...
Mystic Theurge33% Combativeness, 20% Sneakiness, 85% Intellect, 67% Spirituality 
Brilliant and spiritual! You are a Mystic Theurge!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
The Mystic Theurge is a combination of a cleric and a mage. They can cast both arcane and divine spells, and are good at both, making them pretty terrifying on the battlefield. They have more raw spellpower than just about any other class.
You're both intelligent and faithful, but not violent or deceitful. I guess that makes you a pretty good person.
Take The RPG Class Test at HelloQuizzy
current mood:  exhausted
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| Monday, March 31st, 2008
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7:32 pm - D&D test
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Just 'cause. ^_^
I Am A: Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (4th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-10
Dexterity-14
Constitution-11
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-19
Charisma-13
Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)
Results aren't really surprising. It also reveals how much of a pansy I am most of the time when it comes to athletics. Yayz. XD
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| Monday, August 27th, 2007
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9:29 am - I've had it.
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Yes, I've had it. Starting today I'm going to be several levels more selfish than usual.
These past three months are really trying hard to convince me that you can't count on an incredible majority people, can't count on 'em to fulfill their word and their responsibilities, and that the people you thought you can lean on don't even give you the time of day.
I know that everyone has their own stuff to deal with, but what does it mean when your friends don't even have the initiative of giving a simple greeting and a how-are-you when you meet, when you've always done it for them in the past, no matter what? Probably nothing. Or probably because they don't think much of you. Whichever. I don't care. I have a lot of garbage to deal with too, and I can't waste my time thinking and worrying about them or if I did something to offend when you obviously don't even rate as a glimmer in their minds.
Call me selfish or oversensitive or a jackass. I don't give a damn. This situation hurts me and that's that.
Enough is enough. I don't need this right now. Next time you see me online is when I have all the junk sorted out and if I feel like it. When that happens, if I really like you I'll message you. I don't know when that will be, but guess what? I don't fuckin' care.
current mood:  pissed off
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| Sunday, August 19th, 2007
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9:27 pm - Even more online tests
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| Saturday, August 18th, 2007
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11:11 pm - Online tests, just because
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| Sunday, August 12th, 2007
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2:41 am
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| Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
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10:47 pm
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, you're now logged in!
Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your
homescreen to discover what we're about.
Hiro Nakamura
You scored 54 Idealism, 70 Nonconformity, 41 Nerdiness
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YATTA!
Congratulations, you're Hiro Nakamura! You're a high-minded idealist, a huge nerd, and you enjoy being a unique and special person. Your combination of positive personality traits makes you impossibly lovable, and your energy and enthusiasm are absolutely infectious. Your dedication to any mission you take on, in addition to your cheerful sense of humor, are qualities anyone should be proud to have.
Your best quality: Spunk
Your worst quality: You are too cute. Some people may not be able to handle it.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on Idealism | | You scored higher than 99% on Nonconformity | | You scored higher than 99% on Nerdiness |
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| Thursday, January 18th, 2007
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12:00 am - Debut
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Hello World! This is your captain speaking, and I've been born to one day rule the world! *maniacal laugh*
Just kidding.
This is not a test.
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